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Silly Stories from things Kids have said

Parenting can be incredibly stressful and difficult at times. You deserve to take some time off and enjoy feeling like you’re not alone in this challenging journey. That’s why we’ve compiled some silly and lighthearted stories for you to laugh at and relax, even if it’s just a little bit. 

“Today my daughter (7) said her stomach hurt but not like a stomachache. At first I couldn't understand what she was saying. Finally I said, "oh stomachache. I couldn't understand what you were saying. All I heard was 'egg'." And she goes, ‘yeah I did. Stomach egg. Like when your tummy hurts’. My son and I both looked at each other and just cracked up. It shall henceforth be known as a "stomachegg" in my household”. (via Reddit)

“I’m a nanny for a family with 3 kids and the youngest is 4. She is the most beautiful and empathetic/ caring little kid I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. She also has the cutest chubby cheeks and we often say we just want to eat her up and smother her with kisses. This is my last summer with the family (been with them since she was 7 months) before she starts pre-k and the other day while she was sitting in my lap I said ‘I love you soooo much. Man am I going to miss you!’ And her response? ‘I love YOU so much. I just want to eat your skin!’ I could not stop laughing after that. She is such a gem”. (via Reddit)

“Me and my 4 year old son currently live with my parents. None of us really have much of a social life (plus with covid) so we're often all home together. My folks left this morning for their annual ATV trip. We went on the deck and waved them off. When we came in, I went right to getting my kiddo his breakfast. He looked at me with a big grin on his face and said in the sweetest voice, ‘yay! Mommy time!’ Melted my heart”. (via Reddit)

“I stopped at a rest stop for my 4 year old daughter to pee. Turns out she had to poop. So I'm holding her dress, turned facing the door because "she needs privacy" and she's telling me, very loudly that her poop won't come out, and ‘I'm trying to make it come out, but it won't! Ugh! Get out of there! Don't worry, I wasn't talking to you, mama, I was talking to my poop’. All with another lady two stalls down”. (via Reddit)

 

“I was in my local supermarket with my 3 year old son today. After picking up my new glasses, we were walking through the clothes section and saw some bras. My son turned, pointed and shouted ‘BOOBS’”. Extremely loudly”. (via Reddit)

“My 3 year old boy was exhausted during our walk last weekend. He knows we tend to uber everywhere as I don’t have a car at the moment. Near the end of our walk he just asks me ‘Can we take an uber home?’. Mind you were in a dirt trail with hardly any cell phone service. So cute!” (via Reddit)

“I was taking my daughter (she'll be 3 at the end of the summer) to my parents house, and had to speed up through a yellow light. She knows what each of the colors mean on the stoplight, and so she scolded me that I sped up through a yellow which means slow. She then told me I was in time out. I said, "Oh really?" and she replied, ‘You pull over Mommy. I'll drive’”. (via Reddit)

“This morning, my 5 year old came up to me with her bangs pushed away from her forehead and said, "Mom, I don't know how I did this," gesturing to a mark on her forehead. I had to get a closer look because from a distance it looked like she had a scratch on her forehead. Then I licked my finger and rubbed it on her "scratch." I told her ‘Honey, I think it's Nutella’". (via Reddit)

“She's four years old and until last week, all of her toys were named by adding a -y to whatever the object is; for example a cat is called Catty, a ball is named Bally. So you can imagine my shock when I asked her her Barbie's name, fully expecting it to be Barbie-ey or Dolly, and she answers... Friendship Crystal Speechless. No idea where that came from”. (via Reddit)

“Today while we were driving, we were reminiscing about our dog, Jax who passed away a year ago when my 7 year old said, ‘I wish Jax would rise up from the dead. Like Jesus!’”. (via Reddit)

 

We hope these silly stories brightened your day and inspired you to think of similar stories you have with your children. Life is lived in these little moments, and we hope you look back on them and cherish them forever.

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To help us be our best, we’d appreciate hearing your feedback in a quick survey. And please be honest, we really do listen.

Potty trained, yes!

(And you thought it would never happen…)

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Need to take a timeout?

One of the conveniences of a Parasol diaper subscription or membership is being able to hit Pause. Maybe you’re traveling, maybe someone just gifted you a month of diapers, whatever the reason, you can pause your diaper orders and come back when you’re ready. Just go to your account, select Edit Subscriptions and make your choice. And when you’re time out is up, we’ll always be here for you (that’s called unconditional love).

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Can you please share your reason for canceling?

Can we make that all better?

Just for you, 15% off your next order.

We’re sorry that your experience with our diapers pants didn’t meet your expectations and hope you’ll give them another try to see why so many parents are devoted Parasol fans. As a thank you, enter the Discount Code 15OFFCART to receive 15% off a one-time entire cart purchase (no product limits, no expiration date).

To help us be our best, we’d appreciate hearing your feedback in a quick survey. And please be honest, we really do listen.

Potty trained, yes!

(And you thought it would never happen…)

Congrats on graduating from diapers pants to big kid undies. You (both) did it! Tag this milestone @parasolco and give other parents hope that their day, too, will come.

Upgrade to a membership and save (big time).

If you haven’t joined our new membership program, you’re missing out on our best value, biggest savings and free perks exclusively for members. You can upgrade your subscription to a membership just by ordering a 3-pack box of diapers. With each 3-pack box, you’ll receive 4 free packs of baby wipes, plus two diaper gift packs to share, one each for two friends. You’ll also save 20% off all future orders, enjoy lifetime savings, can apply extra promo discounts, and can cancel or change diaper delivery service at any time. Ready to upgrade?

Need to take a timeout?

One of the conveniences of a Parasol diaper subscription or membership is being able to hit Pause. Maybe you’re traveling, maybe someone just gifted you a month of diapers, whatever the reason, you can pause your diaper orders and come back when you’re ready. Just go to your account, select Edit Subscriptions and make your choice. And when you’re time out is up, we’ll always be here for you (that’s called unconditional love).

We can make the switch without a hitch.

Maybe it’s time to graduate to a new diaper size? Or to go from diapers to diaper pants? Or from diaper pants to wipes? Some customers think the only option they have to change products is to cancel a subscription and then start a new one (we can all agree that seems rather complicated). The good news is our Customer Service team can change your choice in the system, easy peasy. Just reach out to us at hello@parasolco.com (we never nap), and we’ll take it from there.

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Oh, before you cancel your baby lotion subscription…

Can you please share your reason for canceling?

Can we make that all better?

Just for you, 15% off your next order.

We’re sorry that your experience with our lotion didn’t meet your expectations and hope you’ll give them another try to see why so many parents are devoted Parasol fans. As a thank you, enter the Discount Code 15OFFCART to receive 15% off a one-time entire cart purchase (no product limits, no expiration date).

To help us be our best, we’d appreciate hearing your feedback in a quick survey. And please be honest, we really do listen.

Potty trained, yes!

(And you thought it would never happen…)

Congrats on graduating from diapers to big kid undies. You (both) did it! Tag this milestone @parasolco and give other parents hope that their day, too, will come.

Not all baby lotions are created equal.

Baby lotions aren’t all priced the same...because they’re not made the same.

Need to take a timeout?

One of the conveniences of a Parasol lotion subscription or membership is being able to hit Pause. Maybe you’re traveling, maybe someone just gifted you a month of lotion, whatever the reason, you can pause your lotion orders and come back when you’re ready. Just go to your account, select Edit Subscriptions and make your choice. And when you’re time out is up, we’ll always be here for you (that’s called unconditional love).

Before you swipe left on our lotion…

As you shop and compare lotion to find the one best for your baby, it’s important to do your homework because all baby lotion are not created equal.

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Oh, before you cancel your baby shampoo - body wash subscription…

Can you please share your reason for canceling?

Can we make that all better?

Just for you, 15% off your next order.

We’re sorry that your experience with our shampoo - body wash didn’t meet your expectations and hope you’ll give them another try to see why so many parents are devoted Parasol fans. As a thank you, enter the Discount Code 15OFFCART to receive 15% off a one-time entire cart purchase (no product limits, no expiration date).

To help us be our best, we’d appreciate hearing your feedback in a quick survey. And please be honest, we really do listen.

Potty trained, yes!

(And you thought it would never happen…)

Congrats on graduating from diapers to big kid undies. You (both) did it! Tag this milestone @parasolco and give other parents hope that their day, too, will come.

Not all baby shampoo - body wash are created equal.

Baby shampoo - body wash aren’t all priced the same...because they’re not made the same.

Need to take a timeout?

One of the conveniences of a Parasol lotion subscription or membership is being able to hit Pause. Maybe you’re traveling, maybe someone just gifted you a month of lotion, whatever the reason, you can pause your shampoo - body wash orders and come back when you’re ready. Just go to your account, select Edit Subscriptions and make your choice. And when you’re time out is up, we’ll always be here for you (that’s called unconditional love).

Before you swipe left on our shampoo - body wash…

As you shop and compare shampoo - body wash to find the one best for your baby, it’s important to do your homework because all baby shampoo - body wash are not created equal.

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